Fanny stick

1. Tampon

2. Cotton stick to absorb vaginal secretions

3. Soaks up the contents of your womb bag

Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.

Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.

Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!