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Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 13, 2019


faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006

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faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees July 31, 2011

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faptard

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003

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faptard

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

by unclekenny August 21, 2003

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faptard

A person who has an addiction to orgasm.

That guy is a faptard, he faps to Taylor Swift 50 times a day.

by l0lw0tk1d April 17, 2016


Faptard

The word used to describe someone who masturbates too much and is a bit of a retard.

Szymon, you are such a faptard my guy, you need to stop masturbating times a day.

by Jheeze and Onion pasty May 17, 2021