Farleyed

(Far-Lee-D)
Farleyed; To farley something up; state of mind: Farleyfied;

1. To mess something up beyond fixing.

2. When everytime you touch something it goes to shit.

I really farleyed that up.

I am so farleyfied, everything is falling apart around me.

You must be in a farley state of mind right now because you can't do anything right.

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Farley

A white, british male known for their good humour, they are renowned for their God like qualities and extreme randomness.

He must be a Farley

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Farley

Slang for an erect penis.

Josh attempted to conceal his throbbing farley in public.

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Farley

In cornhole when the bag doesn't make it to the board but lands just short is called a Farley.

When a T-Rex plays Cornhole he only throws a Farley.

Farley

The process of eating a girls butthole out

I gave that girl a farley last night and she farted in my face.

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Farley

Function: verb
Inflected Forms: farleyed; farleying
Etymology: Modern English roots, named after the infamous social leech Patrick Farley.

1. a) To beg for or steal cigarettes. b) To cop a jack.
2. To attempt to pick up girls by begging for cigarettes.
3. To be a thieving douchebag.

1. Hey man, can I farley a cigarette?
2. Hold up, I'm going to go farley those ugly girls.
3. Man, you farleyed the shit out of his smokes.

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Farley

Derogatory term for a white male used by African Americans.

That Farley can shoot but he too slow.

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