A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there
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When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
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