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Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.

I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.

by Michael Bennett May 13, 2008

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Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018

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