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The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios
Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.
“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”
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Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.
I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.
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A very atrocious fart resembling the smell of poop, which is actually used as a reminder that a person needs to take a dump
"Eww, did you poop fart!?"
"Yeah, sorry I need to take a dump"
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Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
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a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart
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Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera
"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"
"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
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