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A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
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A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
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A fart that someone smells and they make a "uuuuuuhhhggggg" screeching zombie noise.
Watch out Tommy" "uuuuuuhhhggggg" "dude, i think he is dead." "Nope, I just zombie farted him.
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A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.
zombie farts killing puking disguise funny shit zombie fart
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