One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.

hahaha did you just far away fart?

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Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”