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Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 21, 2018

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Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.

As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.

by Crossroads Corner July 30, 2015

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Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".

Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(

by Van der Bisch September 28, 2010

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Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

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fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 4, 2018

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Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 28, 2020