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NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth
Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)
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A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
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A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".
Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(
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A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.
My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.
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Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.
The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.
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