fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

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Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance