fart you

When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me

"Fart you, oh excuse me

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a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

fart on you

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").

Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."

Is you Farted?

Confusion whilst asking your homie if he ripped a fatty.

You have to be either so retarded or 30000 parallel universes ahead of the average small brain to use this vocabulary.

Jamal: Is you farted?

Mohammed: bruh what?!

did you fart?

A very embarrassing comment your girl might say, usually as you're moving in for a big kiss.

Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips

Chris: did you fart?

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you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

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Do you fart wit dat ass?

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Do you fart wit dat ass?

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