Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

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Finger Fart

when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake

"look at all those finger farts that blonde is makeing"

"Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper"

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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.