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Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.
A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.
Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"
"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"
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when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.
derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"
Another way of saying ‘all talk, no action’
Darragh called Kevin out for being able to slug 5 pints in 10 minutes, he wouldn’t prove it so Ciaran said he is ‘all fart, no poo’
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A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
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Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.
I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.
When you think you have to fart ... but shockinly shit flys out !
michelle attempted to squeeZe out a beauty , but had a poo fart and left a rose-bud in her unders
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When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.
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Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.
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