farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

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farf

To inadvertantly fart whilst laughing.

oh jesus, I just farfed.

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farf

When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

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farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

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Farf

The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.

We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.

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Farf

The absolute greatest guy around

"Wow, I sure am lucky to have the Farf as my friend. What an amazing guy he is."

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FARF

A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"

Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!

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