Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

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