Fast off

When some is asleep

My son is fast off

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Fast get off

When I hear someone’s parents about to walk in the room while I’m having sex with their daughter :)

Her mom was about to come in so I had to pull the fast get off

Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

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