Fat Girl Sauce

Ranch Dressing

A dipping sauce ordered with every meal by every fat girl ever. Breakfast, lunch or dinner, chicken strips, pizza, a side salad, or carrot sticks, it doesn't matter how healthy or unhealthy a dish is, a side of fat girl sauce is a great way to add a few more calories.

Fat girl: Can I have a side of ranch with that please?
Waiter: (Whispers to self) One side of fat girl sauce, got it.

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