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Fat John

A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.

Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"

Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"

Or rather,

Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."

Person 2: "Who?"

Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."

by LeSuave April 9, 2013

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Fat John

Extremly fat bastard who likes to grab peoples necks and swing them around

"Let go of me you FAT FUCK!

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

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Fat John

What the homosexual monkey turned down.

Ass-clown
John Newbrough

by Kedar Hiremath April 6, 2004

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Fat John

See definition for Gay John

by Vortex Residents April 23, 2003

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fat white john

a very fat white girl that is usually very popular with hellcat driving blacks

“look jamal just pickup that fat white john in his hellcat

by cj2k24 April 22, 2024