Fat jokes

You so fat when you standed on a scale it said error

You so fat when you standed on a scale it said error -fat jokes

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Is that a fat joke?

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.

Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?

Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)

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fat joke comebacks

so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)

Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.

Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.

Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.

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