When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.
"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"
(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.
Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.
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The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
the urge to release thy juice from the beast
john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank