Fat zacky

A large man with a mullet who always wears a hat and will never take it off to the point where he got hospitalised to get his hat remove while his parent was fishing at 12 at night

Random guy: hey fat Zack let me take your hat
Fat zacky: Rages

Fat zacky

Fat guy with a mullet that has a unique skill of running at animal speed when you take his hat.
His hat had to to get surgically removed while his parents were fishing at 12 at midnight.

Random: "Oi you I'll pay you 5 bucks if you take fat zacky's hat"
Random 2:"Nah bro that guy is an animal if you mess with his hat"
Random:"FIne here, grab my bag I'll show you how it's done..." 10 seconds later
Fat zacky:"Oiii you fucking dog Give me, my fucking hat"
Random 2:"I can't believe he actually took that fat cunt's hat"