fatlad

a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat

original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham

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Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

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