Fatty Bobkins

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.

1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?