Fauke

A portmanteau of “faux” and “woke”. It applies to those who only want a visage of wokeness and have no actual substance, original opinions, or ideological backbone.

“Did you see Nigella’s IG story tirade about police violence against the houseless?”

“She’s so fauke, I literally saw her kick a homeless woman to get into a glossier sale.”

fauk

A word used in Online Games such as Runescape to dodge the cuss word filtering system.

Fauk! I just died and lost my d chain!

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fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

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Fauk

(pronounced fawk)

A fail at typing something that you cannot edit (like in aim or skype) or say something wrong out loud.

person 1: /goes off to read
person 2: lol... FAUK

person 1: that's our term for underoants
person 1: *underpants
person 2: you totally fauked at typing that

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fauk

Short for faux hawk. A hair style where hair is styled up and to a point; mimicking the look of a mohawk but without shaving the hair on the sides of the head.

Is pronounced similar to the word "folk"

Wow, Beckham is rocking a fauk hard today!

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fauk no

The term commonly used by people that live in Wisconsin. Mean "Fuck No". The way they say it is very red neck.

Fauk No, she took the long way.

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Fauk

The name given to the current popular genre of pseudo folk music by bands who sing in fake Irish accents.
An amalgamation of faux and folk meaning a fake folk band.

Hey, have you heard that new fauk band, Mumford & Sons? They sound like they're from Hazzard County but they're actually from Wimbledon, SW London!!!

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