Februscare

to frighten any and all participants of Februscary during the 28 days of terror as per the guidelines on februscary.com

during the month of February, an individual participating in "Februscary" may scare other participants in any way imaginable without any liability.

*January 31st*

Douglas: Dude, I'm shaking.
Bowser: Why, man?
Douglas: Because it's Janunormal 31st, Februscary starts tomorrow!
Bowser: Damn, I hope I don't get februscared!