FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!

Federal Bureau of Investigation: a governmental agency.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

"FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!" - says a pirate