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Fellowny

Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.

I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."

by postfactor September 18, 2020


fellownious

Serious-illegal/criminal in a male-related way.

It's considered fellownious for a guy to use a ladies' restroom.

by QuacksO December 26, 2022