female

Iron Man.
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".

Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ

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female

1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender

Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?

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female

Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.

Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.

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female

lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!

Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"

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female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

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female

A person containing the XX pair of chromosomes, and as a result tends to be gendered into a motherly, ornament-like identity, with masochistic tendencies as she is encouraged to disfigure/mutulate her body.

:A female racing to class in high-heel boots, displaying signs of imbalance, difficulty, and sometimes even pain.
:Breast implants, corsets, Chinese tiny foot fetish, hours a weeks spent applying cosmetics, dieting through starvation, and enduring the discomfort of shaving.

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female

life support system for a vagina

guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters

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