Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

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I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

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fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

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Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.

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swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

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Echo Bunker

An echo chamber so tightly sealed that no amount of truth can seep in.

They said the quiet part out loud outside of their echo bunker and now they're suffering the consequences of their own actions.

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