fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low

Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it