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An bloke who's been pissing Americans off with style for 40 years!!!
'Worried, his as worried as Fidel Castro'
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When a male inserts his cigar into the female's vagina, fondels her with it, then smokes it.
Bill Clinton performed a "Fidel Castro" on Monica Lewinsky, during their affair in the oval office.
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Communist dictator of Cuba, who has ruled since 1959. Castro is a self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist. He overthrew dictator Fulgencio Batista with promises of establishing a democratic government in Cuba. Instead, he moved the country towards communism by confiscating private businesses, doing away with private property, rationing food, and executing the communist opposition. Castro made the communist party the only legal party in the country, doing away with multi-party elections that are free and democratic. There is no freedom of speech, expression, and due process, and there is little freedom of religion.
Idiot: "Fidel Castro is the President and liberator of Cuba"
Cuban: "If by President you mean dictator and by liberator you mean oppressor, then yes."
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Much like the Abe Lincoln, this move involves blowing your load on a girl's face and then accessorizing her face with someone else's rotten pubes, thus creating a Fidel Castro like beard.
Monty was angry his woman would not take it in the pooper, so he gave her the Fidel Castro with his friend Dave's pubes, which were rife with crabs.
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If you're criminally ignorant of history but want to appear cool, you pretend to know something by cheering for Fidel Castro & Che Guevara. You also show what a non-conformist you are by wearing a soul-patch & a Latin ring on your thumb (on the inside of the ring it says "made in China" since it was made by orphans in a sweat-shop).
Fidel Castro by his own admission has been a communist since 17, despite what uninformed people write on the internet, he was not "forced into the Soviet sphere" by the US embargo. Rather, the US was one of the first countries to recognize his government after the revolution, and Castro was given a ticker-tape parade in NYC. As always happens after such revolutions, Castro was unable to live up to his Utopian promises. In order to hold power, he suspended human rights. During the heyday of the Soviet Bloc, Cuba had the most repressive laws of any communist country. Habeas Corpus doesn't exist in Cuba. Under laws enacted by Castro, people can be imprisoned indefinitely, even executed, if they have an "appearance" that suggests they may do something immoral. In the 60s, Castro sent people to slave-labor camps for listening to the Beatles, now there's a statue of John Lennon in Havana, why? Because Castro needs green dollars to continue his regime, and Americans & Europeans like to get their picture taken at the statue so they can look cool. Unless something in Cuba is related to tourism or foreign dollars, it is left to rot and crumble.
Twenty percent of Cubans are in prison or exile.
Fidel Castro is a billionaire, and if you support him, you are what HE CALLS a "useful idiot".
"Hello, I like Fidel Castro. Let's go to your apartment and have sex, then we can listen to 'Dashboard Confessional' on my iPod and cry".
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The ruler of Cuba since he overthrew the dictatorship of Batista. In a violent revolution, he took each city one by one until New Years Day 1959 in which he seized Havana. He did liberate Cuba in a sense, but failed the help the rural populations. As a result, many of the Cuban people are poor, and are forced to survive on the streets. See, therealcuba.com. Cuba is a beautiful country, but unfortunately it is tarnished by this brutal man. Communism, like an Ashlee Simpson song, may look good on paper but in the end it is a failed doctrine.
Fidel Castro is still preaching the revolution while at the same time he fails to help his own citizens.
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