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I Fight Dragons are an American Band. They are the best musicians in the whole damn motherfucking world. They give life a meaning and all their lyrics contain both brains and heart. True inspiration to geeks all over the world. WRiters of what should the best album of 2011 with KABOOM.
I Fight Dragons were so true in saying that The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.
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another phrase for taking a shit
excuse me sir, where is your bathroom i need to fight the dragon
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Masturbation until you bleed
Lucas was fighting the dragon when his mom walked in.
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A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.
John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."
Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."
The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
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When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.
There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.
Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.