Fillmore

Small town that has absolutly nothing to do. Nice place to live and a tight community.

I went to Fillmore and road the train!

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Fillmore

Someone who enjoys being a smart ass to everyone, but is not smart at all and has no idea what he is talking about.

Alex was talking about going to Africa even though he had no idea what he was being fillmore.

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Fillmore

A sex position for when the girl sticks her foot up your ass and then the guy is sucking her pussy

Boy 1: yo she gave me a Fillmore and it hurt

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Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

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fillmore county

The absolute armpit of all armpits. Where the incidence of fetal alcohol syndrome is nearly 100%. Meth whores and uneducated slobs rule this county.

God, I hate fillmore county. We need some diversity here BADLY.

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fillmore slim

pimp hailing from the fillmore district of san francisco.
most likely, fillmore slim is your favorite pimps favorite pimp.
once had 22 hoes at one time.

did you know fillmore slim was pimpin 18 year old hoes when he was 80?

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fillmore fudgepop

The act of freezing a shit (preferably large) and using it as a dildo. Named after the thirteenth president, Millard Fillmore, member of the whig party. Butt specific. If used vaginally, it is referred to as a princess poopsicle.

"My shit has been in there overnight, it must be rock hard by now. Go grab it and give me a fillmore fudgepop."

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