Finger Claw

Hinged metal contraption resembling an animal claw (usually dragon) worn on only one finger at a time. Favoured by the dregs of society, mainly fat goth girls and weedy metal boys. Usually accompanied by a Megadeath or Iron Madien t-shirt. Sister to the nail protector.

Lynsday: "Have you seen my awesome new finger claw?!"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"

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White Claw Finger

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.

"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad

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