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When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.
Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo
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when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours
tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"
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the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger
person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger?
person A: whats that
person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com
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When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.
James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'
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When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers
Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?
Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.
Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
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A shot of gin, with a small hint of Lea & Perrins. Consumed in one go. Can also be a 'shit finger' when using tabasco sauce.
Origins of first invention trace back to the 'Nutshell' pub, in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk of England. The pub is one of the smallest in the UK.
"Shut up Jamel you nigger, and take a poo finger"
"Can I please have £20s worth of shit fingers, then hand them round the bar to all these old people reading papers"
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