Fintmin

A child that appears human and has many human characteristics.Their origins are unknown.They are believed to come from Fintmin Island which is located off the coast of Australia.Their native speech is very similar to a combination of mandarin Chinese and Pennsylvania Dutch.They have very distinct physical characteristics which allow humans to distinguish them from human children.These include,but are not limited to,pigtails mounted on the top of their heads,a pronounced tuft in the rear of their skulls(which is a mood indicator),and a distinct walk.Other known indications that the creature is a Fintmin are it's unique facial expressions,known as "the face",and it's call,"the call of the wild Fintmin".Fintmins use this call when they are in the vicinity of another Fintmin,also for other reasons that have yet to be discovered.Their favorite foods include,bananas and olives,which they place on their thumbs to provide stability for the olives.They are vegetarians with the exception of Oscar Myer beef hot dogs,known as Fintdogs.They sleep for at least 15 hours a day and when the are awake they are constantly in motion.They go from a state of wide awake to complete exhaustion in a matter of seconds in which they begin "the relentless search for nothing".

"That human baby looks like a fintmin"

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Fintmin mother

Fintmin mothers are generally under 25,either strippers or waitresses and tend to drink too much alcohol. They are usually hot in a kooky kinda way. Intelligent with an obvious lack of common sense and an impulsive nature. They are unable to say the word no.

pervert#1:"Taylor is the hottest striper here"
pervert#2:" You're right about that! I think she is a Fintmin mother"

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Dusty ole Fintmin

When Fintmin are past the age of 8 years they are no longer considered Fintmin. They become Dusty Ole Fintmin. They are also referred to as Flipton in some locations. Although they strongly deny that and are known to call themselves Zoey. The origins of this name are unknown. See: "Fintmin"as all characteristics remain the same.

"That Dusty Ole Fintmin just yelled at me and said it's name was not Flipton, but Zoey"
" That Dusty Ole Fintmin is in desperate need of a Fintmin mother and Fintmin father"