first of all

Used to shut people's opinion or to win in your argument. Also to make nonsense hilarious joke but not that funny but still funny.

Hey I thought you ate pizza an hour ago. And you still hungry?

Me: First of all, mind your own business

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well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity

someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”