N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...
Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."
Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."