first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

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nude in the first degree

when a person is shirtless

guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross

guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree

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First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.

Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.