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First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.
However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
From Easy Rider:
Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,
"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."
He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,
"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
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A day where byler fans (Will Byersx Mike Wheeler) can post many tiktok edits of them loving each other
Billy: Hey man it’s July First-National Byler day you gotta post that edit you made
Sam: Oh yeah man didn’t even realize doing it right now
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The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.
Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
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THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
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Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.
She's taking the first nap of the day.
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December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.
Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*
Argueably the most anxiety producing day of school. It marks the end of your Summer vacation and the beggining of a long nine monthes back in the system. You have to readjust your sleeping habbits from sleeping in to getting up at the crack of dawn. Not that you'll get to sleep early, you'll spend most of the night anxiously pondering the awaiting day. All in all, it's not that bad. You get to catch up with friends you havn't seen over the Summer and there's hardly any work on the first day.
I'm writing this at 9:45 A.M and tommorow is the first day of school. Goodbye Summer!
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