Fit and sit

Trying to Fit into jeans while sitting on your bed

“Bro once i woke up i was almost late to class but i still got to fit and sit”

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”