The meeting spot of the derelicts and misfit unwanted children of broome county. Also home to some of the baddest, craziest bitches you’ll ever meet. Have some shots about it, enjoy the lumbersnacks, don’t get on your clamjam game, bing bong, eggplant emojis for 25 cent. Also known as: The Land of the Misfitz, Someone’s Basement, Under The Man Upstairs.
“You guys wanna hit fitzies irish pub?”
“Yeah I’m trying to fuck up my life tonight.”