Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

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Face Five

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

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face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.

I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

High Five in the Face

Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.

Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"

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high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..