Fix You

The best fucking song by coldplay ever.

I will try to fix you. First heard on The OC

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fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.

A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!

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fix you up

Meaning to re-pay or pay for something taken or used in advance of payment.

Commonly used in New Zealand when acquiring a tinnie before dole-day.

'Hook-you-up' can be used as substitute in most situations.

Cuz flick us a tinnie now and I'll fix you up on payday bro

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My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

how are you fixed

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.