fizz fizz

What people in the UK call "soda" or "pop"

"Mum, can I have some fizz fizz?"

"Sure, mate, but first you have to finish your shepherd pie!"

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Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.