fizzy drink

How people from the United Kingdom refer to pop.

Harry: Good day Elizabeth might I intrest you in a fizzy drink such as Tango?
Elizabeth: Oh no, I've been feeling a bit gassy this evening. A cuppa tea would be nice though, Earl Grey if you have it.
Harry: Splendid. Then perhaps we can have sexual intercouse.
Elizabeth: I dear say that sounds like a fine idea!
TWO HOURS LATER
Harry: Almost. Almost. Almost.
Elizabeth: Harry, did you realize your member is an unusual colour. I hope you don't have a sexually transmitted illness.

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fizzy drink

What they call soda in the United Kingdom.

I daresay cornelius, let us procure some fizzy drink!

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fizzy lifting drink

The best damn drink in the Chocolate Factory.

If you're feeling low, have a sip of the fizzy lifting drink. You'll feel great. Just don't hit the ceiling.

The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.

"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

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