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The Flaming Sword is a stunt pulled by a male usually teenager or college student where the person takes sterno lighter gel and covers their penis in it and lights it. thus resulting in a flaming sword. I dont adivise anyone to do it it is extremly painful..but extremly funny.
Dude did u see how drunk todd was last night, we got him to do a flaming sword!
12š 9š
In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.
A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
Iām going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.
A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
14š 3š
The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.