A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.
Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.
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A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis
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A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.
"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"
Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
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Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.
Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.