Flaming hot Cheetos and ranch dressing

The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.

"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."