Flappy Ping

A term used by me to describe when I'm playing an online game and suddenly the ping goes to 1000+ms, goes back to normal and jumps to 1000+ again.
Like the bird in Flappy Bird going up and down and is frustating AF.

Me: *screams* WTF IS THIS FLAPPY PING, I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT THE MODEM!
My friend: Chill dude, they're just making toasts with the servers.